IMPORTANT UPDATE!!!!
THIS IS *VERY* IMPORTANT!
SERIOUSLY IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!
READY FOR THE BIG NEWS????
ARE YA??
OK………………………………………..
i trimmed my pubes. YAY 
hawt damn
20 August, 2008 no comments
OLYMPICS. Women’s Beach Volleyball. Team USA are wearing teensy white swimsuits. In the rain. I love this sport. Misty May-Treanor, I love you to bits. Now… who’s got a tissue?
drop it like it’s hawt
14 July, 2008 no comments
SARAH SILVERMAN is single again? Hot damn! I’m gonna ask her out. I’d love to tap me some of that hot racist-joking Jew booty. Heeeeells yeeuh, nugguh. Sorry but I totally think Jewish chicks are hot. For some reason their voices sound aw-sumly sexay to my ears.
damn skippy i’d tap it like there’s no tomorrow.
O-Kay. That’s enuff of that.
If if Agnie and Brad actually sell their baby photos I’ll take it as a sign of the end times. Seriously, 15 mil could feed like 5 starving nations. Don’t go snatching kids from starving, piss-poor countries if you’re just going to laugh at those starving, piss-poor countries years later as you count your cash and wipe your asses with benjamins when you could be sending them a nice chunka change to help them sort themselves out. Kay? Kay.
I’m Out.